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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffGuy View Post
    then... zombie = bye bye

    oya and the zombies have magic powers of chuck norris!!!

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    imagine using this as a kamikaze device... fill it with napalm. then go kamikaze


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    Quote Originally Posted by RoguŁ View Post
    oya and the zombies have magic powers of chuck norris!!!
    ITT: pulling shit out our asses to keep this topic alive now

    What if it was a cute zombie loli?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffGuy View Post
    imagine using this as a kamikaze device... fill it with napalm. then go kamikaze

    crap ZOMBIES RETREAT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hksmrchan View Post
    ITT: pulling shit out our asses to keep this topic alive now

    What if it was a cute zombie loli?
    turn it's rectum inside out and stuff back in their uretha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hksmrchan View Post
    ITT: pulling shit out our asses to keep this topic alive now

    What if it was a cute zombie loli?
    i blast its head off with my magic night elf druid powers

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    Then I think i know a guy who can stop the whole zombie army



    He stopped the rise of the machines right? lol

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    A barrel roll.

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    I would actually be fricken scared of the zombies like the black dude is scared of the white dude in this picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiyne View Post
    Group up with some buddies and bring out the good ol' shotgun.

    You know that ain't allowed in our country... lol~

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    Nuke

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    Jump off a skyscraper.

    Hey, if im going to suicide i may aswell have fun falling from a really high point screaming "HALLEJULIAH, A BROTHERS BOUT TO HAVE SOME SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX!"

    >.>'

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    Me and my friend H-Town have a zombie escape plan. We'd rappel from my bedroom to my garage, and get chainsaws, saws, hammers, flamethrowers, etc and kill off the zombies until we got across the the next town (not very far, 1 mile tops). From there, we'd break into Rays Gun Shop, and get all the ammo and shit we needed. There are lots of people who have random buses on their lawns and stuff...so we'd jack one of those and haul ass to Walmart, where we could hang out and kill zombies for quite a while. They have security cameras, and we are pretty familiar with the set up of our Walmart, so we'd be relatively safe.

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    I'd read the Zombie Survival Guide. It's too realistic, read it and be amazed.

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    What's with this board's strange obsession with zombies...

    I mean I swear we've been through this a thousand times already.

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    id ask onrpg what to do since clearly this place is full of people who spend way too much time working out how they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    id ask onrpg what to do since clearly this place is full of people who spend way too much time working out how they would survive a zombie apocalypse.
    I know eh, It seems most people here tend to use their free time to see exactly what they'd to in a totally non-existent situation.

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    I'd just stay home and play some games, play soccer, eat hot pockets... Live a normal life

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    I would make a Gurilla regiment of men and women and hide out in the woods.
    I would do that if my country was invaded aswell.
    But I live in America. We have nukes. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Civil View Post
    I would make a Gurilla regiment of men and women and hide out in the woods.
    I would do that if my country was invaded aswell.
    But I live in America. We have nukes. D:
    Good idea! Let's feed the zombies massive amounts of radiation and see what happens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrandHustle View Post
    Good idea! Let's feed the zombies massive amounts of radiation and see what happens!
    Aha, I knew I wasn't the only smart one.

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    I'll do what Tom Cruise does and build a bunker down underneath the ground.

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    Ill team-up with Will smith , milla Jovovich and the A-team then we'll take the A-team van to kill zombies for the rest of our lives.


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    Zombie Apocalypse?!! http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p1.html.




    Reading that all i can do is get a sniper, climb on a tower and shoot everthign that mvoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deimos View Post
    id ask onrpg what to do since clearly this place is full of people who spend way too much time working out how they would survive a zombie apocalypse.
    OnRPG is going to be the first thing to go.

    Do you know how I know this?

    Because Gabe is a zombie.

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