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    Default what would you do if their was a zombie apocalypse?

    what would you do if a zombie apocalypse ever happened?

    if their wasnt any guns near me i would run to the nearest bathroom and try to drown myself in the sink better then getting ripped to shreads by zombies

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    We can't tell you our zombie plans. Then we'd risk you turning into a zombie telling the rest of the zombies our plans.

    But if you really must know, I'd head west. There's less people out there so it should be safer. Plus, I love the heat.

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    Well, if it was a zombie "Apocalypse", the key word being "APOCALYPSE" then there would be no chance of survival no matter what happened.

    So, I'd just follow the concept of "If you can't beat them, join them".
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoguŁ View Post
    what would you do if a zombie apocalypse ever happened?

    if their wasnt any guns near me i would run to the nearest bathroom and try to drown myself in the sink better then getting ripped to shreads by zombies
    HAVE YOU NO HONOR? NO SHAME?

    I'd probably set up all this flammable shit around the entrances. Exploding things too. Either that or go to the nearest safe place (army shit, etc)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoguŁ View Post
    ermm how would you shoot with the CTRL button thats on a keyboard that is NOT attached to a gun
    Your not high enough level to use CTRL yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    My jacket is shovel and shotgun proof!
    Fine!

    Then I shall use this!



    After I build it of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacn View Post
    Your not high enough level to use CTRL yet.
    yep i bet lvls would help you so much in real life right?

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    I can picture it now......Onrpgers getting in one mall together and heroicly fighting the zombies.


    And getting slaughtered in matter of seconds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Attila View Post
    I can picture it now......Onrpgers getting in one mall together and heroicly fighting the zombies.


    And getting slaughtered in matter of seconds.
    lol do zombies slaughter virgins =p? if they do im screwed and so are 99.9% of the onrpgers

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    Barricade myself at home and fight them off with a trench knife and baseball bat. I have so many damn snacks I might as well live through the apocalypse and then some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    Fine!

    Then I shall use this!



    After I build it of course.


    Use this instead.

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    i'll move to big airship with canons from all angles of the ship and nobody can come in


    heres another Zombie Survival Quiz
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoguŁ View Post
    lol do zombies slaughter virgins =p?
    Oh yes.

    Yes I do.

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    Greed can not lift up a regular chainsaw without cutting something..

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoguŁ View Post
    ermm how would you shoot with the CTRL button thats on a keyboard that is NOT attached to a gun
    Why would I attach a CTRL button to a gun?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greed View Post
    Greed can not lift up a regular chainsaw without cutting something..
    can you lift up a butterknife without cutting something?

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    Considering guns are illegal in the UK.

    I'm basically screwed.
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    Considering guns are illegal in the UK.

    I'm basically screwed.
    Use your awesome jacket to awe them to death.

    Or throw it at them as distraction to run away quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacn View Post
    Your not high enough level to use CTRL yet.
    Its ok Beginners can press and hold the "G" key to toss grenades, remember to hold it long enough to adjust throwing distance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    Considering guns are illegal in the UK.

    I'm basically screwed.
    Thats why we saved your ass in 28 Weeks Later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    Considering guns are illegal in the UK.

    I'm basically screwed.
    Find a farmer!

    They always got a shotgun around. :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    Considering guns are illegal in the UK.

    I'm basically screwed.
    so am i theirs no gunshops where i live WAIT! i might have a chance are zombies deadly alergic to seamen? i got plenty of that =p

    Quote Originally Posted by Vi3tElite View Post
    Its ok Beginners can press and hold the "G" key to toss grenades, remember to hold it long enough to adjust throwing distance.
    where would you get grenades and what if the zombie is right next to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoguŁ View Post
    are zombies deadly alergic to seamen? i got plenty of that =p
    Yeah, throw a sailor at them.

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    I would be a wimp and follow greed, clinging on to my shovel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z0MBiE View Post
    Yeah, throw a sailor at them.
    yep sailors got that one diesase that you get on those oceans from not eating that one fruit

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