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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    nope, but I got a great restaurant idea.

    we move to texas, buy a few acres of land and open a restaurant where you can go out the back and pick out your own chicken and shoot it yourself.
    we then skin it and prepare it for you due the next day, as many chickens as you like, and then we'll expand to goats, cows and other animals.

    oh **** yeah.


    also, i'd die before i go vegetarian, i would need to start taking protein supplements and building muscle would become fawking impossible D=<

    Wait.. you don't skin chickens you just pluck the feathers

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    I'm sure that there are places like that out there, Serix. For really rich people, I mean. I doubt they'd be shooting chickens though. Maybe deer or geese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowsworn View Post
    I'm sure that there are places like that out there, Serix. For really rich people, I mean. I doubt they'd be shooting chickens though. Maybe deer or geese.
    they have restaurants like that for cows, somewhere in texas, it's really popular and I WANT TO SHOOT MY OWN GAWD DAMN COW AND THEN EAT IT D=<

    they also cut it however you want it.
    some nice big tbones and brisket ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    they have restaurants like that for cows, somewhere in texas, it's really popular and I WANT TO SHOOT MY OWN GAWD DAMN COW AND THEN EAT IT D=<

    they also cut it however you want it.
    some nice big tbones and brisket ftw
    Would be really messed up if you shot a cow that had early, unnoticeable symptoms of Mad Cow disease.

    And then you, and your family, ate those nice big tbones and brisket.

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    Nah. If they so much as suspect that there's a case of mad cow these days, they wipe out the entire herd, and then all the rest of the cows in like a 200 mile radius for good measure. The chances of that happening are almost nil, in other words.

    Besides, cows are one of the number one causes of the global warming problem. You can say you're helping the environment lol.

    (j/k I'm not dumb)

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    Quote Originally Posted by foolishmofo View Post
    Wait.. you don't skin chickens you just pluck the feathers

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    you need to skin a thin layer otherwise you're going to have shit all over it that plucking didn't take care of D=<

    if you value your mental sanity and short posts, back off honcho.

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    In soviet Russia, chickens eat you!

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    Wow, thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cereal&Milk View Post
    In soviet Russia, chickens eat you!

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    i actually do feel sorry for some animals.
    that's why if i see a animal being prepared beforehand, i usually won't eat it during that meal etc.

    however, i have short term memory, so i'd probably forget about that incident the
    next time i eat unless it happens again or the preparation was so disgusting that i can't forget it.

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    Meat Rulz, nuff said.
    Chickens were meant to be eaten, otherwise they wouldn't taste so good.

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    I only feel sorry knowing that the chicken I am eating is longer able to produce more chickens for me to eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWafflez View Post
    I only feel sorry knowing that the chicken I am eating is longer able to produce more chickens for me to eat.
    Sad indeed....

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    I love chicken but if they were seriously endangered or even extinct I woulden't mind eating DUCK

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    Hah, hell no. I eat and think of nothing else of what is on my plate, regardless if it says moo, oink, or even woof. For that is how the mind of a typical contradictory human works. I would show remorse and sadness for one of my own passing on, but the knowledge that millions of animals are born to only die a painful and humiliating death is easily satiated by the enjoyment of eating them.

    High five for human society!

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    Quote Originally Posted by foolishmofo View Post
    Wait.. you don't skin chickens you just pluck the feathers

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    LOSER.

    Chicken breasts?
    You skin it, depending on which way you cook it.

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    No, the only thing they're good for is food.

    And the males for fighting.

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    nope i just tear it up.

    humans arnt the only organism to kill other organisms. I don't get why people turn vegetarian because they feel bad for the chicken. You might as well turn lions and wolfs into vegetarians.

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    It's the circle of life, and it moves us all.

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    Foolish chickens, bow down to my superior standings on the food chain!

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    I don't know, maybe try asking the chicken if it feels guilty eating a worm.

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    When I eat chicken I feel sorry that the chicken can't experience how good he/she tastes.

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