Taunting the beef weaselOriginally Posted by Reiza
-Dundering the devil-dolphin
-Feeding the ducks
-Doing battle with the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love
-Flogging the log
-Glazing the donut
-Knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
-Making the bald man puke
-Lubing the Tube
-Milking the bull
-Nerking your throbber
-Playing with the spitting llama
-Plunking your twanger
-Polishing the rocket
-Pulling your taffy
-Riding the great white knuckler
-Shaking hands with the midget
-Shemping the hog
-Shooting tadpoles at the moon
-Squeezing the cream from the flesh *****ie
-Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
-Thumping the pump
-Tugging the slug
-Whipping willy the one-eyed wonder-worm
-Wonking your donk
-Wrestling the eel
-Yanking your plank
-Beating the Bishop
-Burping the worm
-Buttering the corn
-Doing the pork sword jiggle
-Galloping the antelope
-Fondling the fig
-Having a conversation with the one-eyed trouser snake
-Having an arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
-Hitchhiking underneath the big top
-Manual override
-Perling the oyster
-Pounding the bald-headed moose
-Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln
-Spanking Cheetah
-Taking the monster for a one-armed ride
-Violating the hedge-hog
I said it, now nobody els has to say it.
