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    Your girlfriend ends in .jpg, therefore, she doesn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh SoulISGHEY View Post
    Your girlfriend ends in .jpg, therefore, she doesn't exist.
    Eh...

    lalwut?

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    i don't see the link with your thread, but seriously, that's one incredibly amusing statement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh Soul View Post
    Your girlfriend ends in .jpg, therefore, she doesn't exist.
    If his girlfriend didnt exist, you wouldnt be here commenting about her. :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwitcH View Post
    If his girlfriend didnt exist, you wouldnt be here commenting about her. :3
    Who says it's impossible to talk about something that does not exist? It's perfectly possible, watch: Your common knowledge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWafflez View Post
    Who says it's impossible to talk about something that does not exist? It's perfectly possible, watch: Your common knowledge.
    But if you start talking about it, then you've made it become existant.

    And your joke was shit.

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    Who the **** is Twitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacksterson View Post
    Who the **** is Twitch?
    Who the **** are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacksterson View Post
    Who the **** is Twitch?

    Same, i've never seen him post before seeing this thread. I've seen you before.

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    Seems like some people need a history lesson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwitcH View Post
    Seems like some people need a history lesson.
    Agreed.

    Memory doesnt prevail this time.

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    I dont know any of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacksterson View Post
    Who the **** is Twitch?
    Some idiot who can't understand simple things. Just because you're talking about something, does not make it exist. I can talk about ghosts, aliens, etc. Prove they exist or shutup because you're wrong.

    If I said the idea of ghosts, then you're right. Talking about an idea makes it exist, but not an actual object.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh Soul View Post
    Your girlfriend ends in .jpg, therefore, she doesn't exist.
    Mr.Waffles, please read this post I have kindly quoted for you.

    He says "your girlfriend", meaning the person he was directing this at owns a girlfriend.

    He ends this with "doesnt exist", which makes no sense because at the beginning of his sentence he agreed that the person which this shit joke was being directed at actually had a girlfriend.

    How can one have something that does not exist?

    That. Was my point.

    Yes I admit my second post didnt make much sense, but this was because I was trying to be light hearted and silly about the subject.

    Try and come back when you've come off of your monthlys.

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    So just because he said "your girlfriend", that makes the other person have a girlfriend? No, and that's my point.

    He never said his girlfriend existed, he clearly said she didn't exist, meaning he didn't have one. Let's look at an example we've all probably heard before;

    "It's all in your head."

    Oh shit, now it exists! Now I actually am nervous/am sick/whatever! Just because my parent said that, it now actually does exist, even though before that it didn't exist!


    See how stupid?

    You have plenty of things that don't exist physically. Imagination as one example.


    We could go on for hours debating over what he meant, but as far as I am concerned you'll just drag it on repeating the same point for hours.



    Now I see why you're an ex-staff member.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWafflez View Post
    So just because he said "your girlfriend", that makes the other person have a girlfriend? No, and that's my point.

    He never said his girlfriend existed, he clearly said she didn't exist, meaning he didn't have one. Let's look at an example we've all probably heard before;

    "It's all in your head."

    Oh shit, now it exists! Now I actually am nervous/am sick/whatever! Just because my parent said that, it now actually does exist, even though before that it didn't exist!


    See how stupid?

    You have plenty of things that don't exist physically. Imagination as one example.


    We could go on for hours debating over what he meant, but as far as I am concerned you'll just drag it on repeating the same point for hours.



    Now I see why you're an ex-staff member.
    Now your just heading into the realm of "define reality", if you really want to argue go find your mum and cry to her or something, you just made a bad thread even worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacksterson View Post
    Who the **** is Twitch?

    i think hes brad pitt or something
    but his profile says "******ed staff" so i dunno

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    Quote Originally Posted by cartography View Post
    i think hes brad pitt or something
    but his profile says "******ed staff" so i dunno
    Only ******s here are the ones trolling this thread because of 1 silly comment.

    Internet is serious business folks.

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    lol OH SHIT I THINK HE CALLED ME A TROLL
    haha sweet, now u gotta pay me to cross the bridge bish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kain222 View Post
    Tis a mario clone, a good one at that - with a level editor.

    heres the code for my level =D Post yours here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ultimaforce View Post
    Since we cant paste it you mean we have to type all of that?
    yes you can. Go to level editor, then click load. Then right click on the screen and it'll give you the option to paste.

    As I said above, if you beat mine and tape (webcam or cellphone, for instance, I don't care about quality) it as evidence you will get a cool reward:

    If anyone beats it, I'll write a cool story for them, at their specifications (anything you want any way you want), as a reward.
    I'm a good writer.

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    It seems those goddamn fire ropes can get you no matter what. I even time it and shit. Still no use.

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    Am I the only one having problems with blocks going invisible and holes appearing in the floor and stuff?

    There are problems with this program.

    edit: ugh, never mind this. every time I load it, bigger and bigger chunks are disappearing. It's gotten to the point where it's no longer playable.

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    Yea I was about to complain why the heck you put invisible platforms everywhere
    I've only made it to the lava part and those fireball rods kill me

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    this program is ******ed.... the actual level is like a few spaces to the right of what is acally displayed on the screen.

    also, WHY THE HELL ARE THE FIRST TWO PAGES OFF TOPIC AFTER THE FIRST POST?

    srsly people, srsly

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