Why you should buy Wii Fit for your girlfriend

[Z0MBiE]

This is touching on a subject best left alone, yeah? Fat jokes aside, it's better you buy it and wait. Otherwise you would have to find a way to deliver the product without sparking suspicion. To do such a thing would require charisma and social skills that could probably have just acquired you the buffet instead of appetizer, yeah.

...or, you could have one of those alien women, who tend to pick up on your ulterior motive and do it anyway to make you happy. In my twenty years of life, I've only heard of such things in fairy tales, yeah.

In the end, that's his sister and you've made a grave mistake, yeah?

You put waaaaay too much thought into this...

Maybe it's best if we just enjoy the butt wiggling.

[zipykido]

What if it tells her that she's fat?

[Z0MBiE]

What if it tells her that she's fat?

You hit the Wii with a stick and tell her she's beautiful.

Then you get lots of sex.

[Avarwen]

Now if I could get a hot guy to do that for me I'd be happy.

[Z0MBiE]

hot guy

There is no such thing.

It's just not manly.

[TheWiseGuy]

Now if I could get a hot guy to do that for me I'd be happy.

pay me 5 bucks an hour and id do it