Childtrader.com!?

[Oisterman]

http://childtrader.com/

Am I missing the "LOL JK" part somewhere?



If you don't get it, you're a sad person.

[Kiel Hyre]

I was pondering the efficiency of such a site, until I chanced upon the link "What the bible tells us."

There's your LOL J/K sign right there.

[Pulse]

AutoTrader.com ~

Neways, Child Trader is stupid.

[Simei]

Lol

Strengths: Excellent at dancing. Very good singer. Shows early aptitude in athletics. Very outgoing and loud, especially in movie theaters. Not Puerto Rican, that’s a plus.

[Krivik]

Name: Olivia

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Physical Description: Amorphous. Not "fat" but kind of "fluffy." Large breasts and very large hips.

Medical History: Parents have a history of diabetes, but "child" thus far tests negative. STD screening clears as negative across the board.

Strengths: Can crack eggs with greater than 90% probability of no shells in the mix.

Weaknesses: Girl routinely fails to attend class and has been noted for dating and associating with persons of darker persuasions.

Agency Comments: This candidate should not be eligible for trade. Parents wishing to trade such a seemingly normal and well adjusted adolescent at this age may be suspect, especially considering brevity of time to emancipation. Suggest strongest caution, but will not rule out trade due to 517 rule and bonus requirement structure.

Desired Trade: We would be willing to give this child away without any trade or offer in kind. Simply accept the offer and we’ll permit her legal release (best offer within 21-days only).

[Deimos]

joking aside (of which it made me laugh alot) the bible can be interpreted in so many different ways.... you can say that those laws were for an older society which had need of them but are now defunct because of the world we live in.

but that being said, i still think its totally ****ed up. especially the depth of detail on how to trade in human beings.

[burnsie]

"Medical History: Ginger. Can not face the sun for fear she’ll evaporate on the spot like a God damned vampire.
Strengths: Highly visible in sheer darkness, stands out in a crowd, exceptional skill at collecting the sun’s rays and converting them to cancer. " owke i don't believe this site...
i really doubt this site is for reall with this b*ll

[V-Opolis]

I would like a rich kid...

how do you get those descriptions on the children?

[Civil]

I expected to see a lot more asians up for adoption.

[Phr0zen]

I expected to see a lot more asians up for adoption.

Angelina Jolie adopted them all already.

[Bryan]

It's so obvious that it's fake. I saw one of those pictures in a magazine.

[power_gamer_6]

Dude how the hell did you stumble upon this!
It's loltastic!