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  1. 06-12-2008, 11:13 PM #1
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    i wonder how long she has to look for the penis before they elope...

    must be like raiders of the lost cock for her.
  2. 06-12-2008, 11:19 PM #2
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    He can kill someone without moving
    Best hitman ever
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    Now that I look at it again he reminds me of bender from futurama: anthologies of interest II (maybe 1).
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    I wonder how many children are trapped within his fat rolls.
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    I feel bad for the person who has to clean up after him.
    Ugh how does he go to the bathroom >.<...
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    Quote Originally Posted by beshino View Post
    I feel bad for the person who has to clean up after him.
    Ugh how does he go to the bathroom >.<...
    i thought of that too...

    i can only imagine his toilet is integrated into his bed, in which case, ****ing epic.
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    Oh....I think i'm gonna be sick. CAN HE EVEN GET ERECTIONS WITH ALL THE FAT?!


    But I recon he got that fat as a self defense mechanism. No way will the Mexican robbers steal his bed!
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