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    Default Joke Thread new quest ideas

    You know how everyone is always complaining about quests not being original this is a place where you come up with new quest idea.

    I. Force Monkeys to Mate
    The guard of X town has asked me to go to the Y field and gather monkeys into a circle and force them to mate as their population has gotten low in resent times.
    (leads to a quest chain where you have to convince the monkey elder to make the monkeys mate by doing odd and ofter weird tasks

    II. Seventeen's S****
    Then younger sister X of older sister Y has asked me to go and get her older sisters s**** which she dropped into cow manure in the back yard and bring it back to her.
    (leads to the dungeon manure mountain an epic 40 man raid.)

    III. Three Hundred Chickens.
    The elder of town and/or village X has forced you to go around the world and gather 300 egg laying chickens.
    (each small town and village village have 10 while the lager have anywhere from 15 to thirty)

    IV. Do The Hamster Dance.
    The hamster gods are displeased you are required to dance for them to regain favour.
    (epic bard and/or minstrel quest you must go to every town and village square and do the hamster dance.)

    V. Ack I've Been Rick Rolled.
    Four people have come today saying you owe them money from gambling debts you gave some to them. Only to remember that you don't gamble.
    (GOLD SINK After that a wizard come and teaches you a spell.)

    Thats all i got for this now.

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    Dude forcing monkeys to mate isnt a quest, thats more like molest.


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    Quest idea


    Hide for foes, make sure no mob sees you, use blind if nessasary.

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    the best quest in any game is the "beat the peon" quest in WoW in terms of lulz.

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    I liked the quest in sotnw the best, u go to mozera and u learn and go into the past.. its amazingly made..

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    Quest idea:

    Stop the enemy forces from reaching point X by any means of Y


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    heres a good quest it starts when you steal somthing from npc 1 then npc 1 gives you a quest to find the item you stole so you go to npc 2 and give him the item you stole as a gift then you run back to npc 1 and tell him you found who stoles it. npc 1 gets mad and cusses for a few minutes then grabs his sword and run straight into npc 2's home and kills him.

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