Three word story thread

[Wraithmire]

I haven't seen one of these in awhile, sorry if I missed one if it was recent. Its pretty simple. Start with three words, then the next person adds three words and we all write a story together

Anyway, I'll start

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Once there was...

[DivineRevival]

Kid loving *********...

[God Hand]

Named Serix, and...

[DivineRevival]

He ***** GodsHand

[Phr0zen]

without using lube...

[Z0MBiE]

while z0mbie watched...

[MrWafflez]

and then joined..

[DivineRevival]

Suddenly, a bomb...