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    Default Coolest freaking knife EVER!!!

    http://www.birminghammail.net/news/t...7319-21350777/

    It makes you ****IN EXPLODE. I NEED ONE OF THESE KNIVES.

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    ****ing hell.
    "THe size of a basketball at 850 psi"
    That's wicked!
    *stabs someone in the eye*
    ****ING WICKED!

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    dude your ****ed up thats exactly what this article is preventing

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    Holy shit, I want this knife.

    EDIT: AWESOMENESS BELOW!


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    **** so if they accidentally cut their hand it will blow up?

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    Awersome, but man getting stabbed by that thing must be 'deadly' painful.

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    I'd hate to be stabbed by that.

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    Stun Knife.
    Stun Gun on one side.
    Blade on the other.

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    Now all we need are the rippers from Fallout 2.

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    No, you only exploud yourself/something if you press the trigger on the handle.

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    $379.99 from WASP Injection Systems, Inc.

    Scary if we turn to stabbing people with one of those.

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    I'm ordering two of those knifes.. dual wield!
    Double shank, one in your kidney, one in your neck.

    *GIBBED*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Lol fighting a bear or rather


    making him angry...

    Like it would ****ing help you against a bear.
    Of course it would help. Maybe not every time but if you can get the knife into the bear it's almost assured to take it down. What would you do if you didn't have the knife at all and you got attacked by a bear? You would die, that's what.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phr0zen View Post
    Tape the knife to a long stick for a reach advantage!
    How are you going to pull the trigger, Mr. MacGyver :P

    @hobosexual: I bet you wouldn't be able to in any way hurt a bear that is charging you (at up to 50 mph); it requires you to first stab it and than pull some sort of trigger, to set of the charge; if the bear was in hibernation, it doesn't count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    How are you going to pull the trigger, Mr. MacGyver :P

    @hobosexual: I bet you wouldn't be able to hurt a bear that is charging you.
    Another long stick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phr0zen View Post
    Another long stick!
    Someone sure likes long sticks. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post

    @hobosexual: I bet you wouldn't be able to in any way hurt a bear that is charging you; it requires you to first stab it and than pull some sort of trigger, to set of the charge; if the bear was in hibernation, it doesn't count.
    Well.....

    it still kills sharks and other dangerous animals I guess.

    But I guess if you exploded a shark it would just get blood everywhere and attract alot of other ****ing sharks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avarwen View Post
    Someone sure likes long sticks. >_>
    But of course. Cartoons taught me that poking things with pointy sticks is both fun and hilarious.

    Quote Originally Posted by hobosexual View Post
    Well.....

    it still kills sharks and other dangerous animals I guess.

    But I guess if you exploded a shark it would just get blood everywhere and attract alot of other ****ing sharks.
    The website for the knife says that the shark will not bleed until it hits the surface, so that it does not do what you describe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phr0zen View Post
    The website for the knife says that the shark will not bleed until it hits the surface, so that it does not do what you describe.
    **** yeah! They thought of EVERYTHING...

    But wouldn't you also be on the surface when stabbing a shark? I mean...scuba divers don't really have a need to stab sharks, do they?

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    That is INSANE. Imagine if that really gets on the streets. Most likely will. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cingal View Post
    Okay... Well, I can't say I wasn't expecting that.



    1. How on earth would this be useful against a bear? Sure, it can drop them, but, did the theory of range never come in to mind? If I bear is charging at you and you stab it, it's still going to rip you to pieces before you can push that trigger. What kind of idiot hunter would buy this? You're a hunter, you have a gun ******.

    2. Okay, underwater I can just about see the point of this. I mean if you're stupid enough to go into shark infested water and get at stabbing range with sharks, then before it destroys your torso, I suppose you could give it a quick stab and push the trigger, but, who on earth would be stupid enough to get that close to sharks?

    3. Anyone using this for 'protection' is an idiot. Guns are cheaper and more effective.
    ? Well you know that saying "Don't shoot it, you'll just piss it off?" I think that applies here, I'd rather have a knife that blows stuff up than a gun that makes a little hole in yeh.

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    Oh good, they're finally on to me.

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