You should FRAPS a nice video of you pwning him in Halo, get his I.P. address through unknown methods then wait until he has a child or if he does have one, wait until his child loses at a soccer game or gets a disease then take his child in a secluded hotel room somewhere and show him/her the video. After it's over say "Failure runs in the family, noob!"
Or you could've just said "This fat nerd will whip out his +2 Rusty Sword of Felling and jam it in your @$$hole!" That one's probably a lot easier, too.
Some people like corn, like y'know, farmers? Insensitive jerk!
I feel the same way.






