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    Well I heard a hilarious black joke once that I may get in trouble for telling but what the hell. Now I'm writing this all from memory so it's not gonna be perfect.

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    So there were these 3 3rd graders, one was Mexican one was Jewish and one was black. They were getting bored at recess so the Jewish kid (or maybe the Mexican kid I don't remember) proposed they pull out their penises and see who had the biggest one. So the Jewish kid goes first and of course he had a tiny dick and the other two laugh at him. Next comes the Mexican and his is a little bigger but not by much. Then lastly the black kid shows his and it's huge, it puts the other two boys to shame. Later on the Black kid is at home and he's talking with his mom and he tells her about what they did and the black kid tells his mom the other kids said it was because of his race "Is that true mom?" he asks, then his mom is all like "No it's because you're 23".

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    Funniest thing ever, seriously, watch this!

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    thanks guys.. i keep it updated with more comedy, if you like it, please +rep

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    what do you call a bee that shoots out milk?

    a BOOBEE..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadiel View Post
    ... IMO i think i heard the worst joke ever >.<
    What do you call a bee's favourite car?
    A BEEMW

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