I ate 1 month old turkey...

[Saint]

I made myself a sandwich and found some turkey in the fridge and even checked the date. Said June 19th but i wasnt paying attention and for some reason thought it was July 19th. I ate the sandwich and my mom asks me where I got turkey. She starts panicking and checsk the fridge. Now I'm not allowed to eat when shes not home <_<.

Am I going to die?

[Vesper]

Unlikely, probably just a bad case of food poisoning, and you and your mom should really clean the fridge once a week.

[ChicaQueenOfWarGames]

dude your not gonna die. You might get sick but its okay if u ate a month old turkey

[Saint]

So food poisoning.. .Is it going to be a bad night on the crapper?

[Walama]

here in 6-24 hours...If your feeling a bit queezie...Yeah, your screwed.















Or you have food poisoning...

[Cloud13]

So food poisoning.. .Is it going to be a bad night on the crapper?

Yeah, but your face is the part of your body that's going to be near the toilet, instead of your rear end, you know what I'm saying?

[Saint]

Oh I thought it'd be diarreha. I feel kinda dizzy now.

[Walama]

Yeah, but your face is the part of your body that's going to be near the toilet, instead of your rear end, you know what I'm saying?

Enjoy

You will need some Pepto...Stock up.

Or eat a few crayons so you can laugh when you vomit rainbow...At least you will get a bit of fun out of the situation. Oh yeah, id watch yourself, E. Coli. is a bacteria that affects humans through food...Commonly through old old old sick rancid food or for short June 19th Turkey...If you dont know, E. Coli. will kill you if left untreated.

[Beazel]

How was the sandwich though?

I mean, if it didn't taste or smell that bad, it shouldn't be a problem.

[Rage On Dreams]

Put ur bread on ur table for a month than try to bite it. I garantee suprise =]

[Croix]

Now I'm not allowed to eat when shes not home <_<.

I lol'ed.

But really, it shouldnt be that big of a deal. I have eaten worse and survived. :P

[Walama]

I lol'ed.

But really, it shouldnt be that big of a deal. I have eaten worse and survived. :P

Dont get me wrong people...Im not trying to freak the moderator out. Just stating facts to help arise concern for the sake of saving his life. But, its not a matter of how long it was past the date, its how often your Ma cleans the fridge and was it sealed tightly and properly?

[Robert Stack]

you might get the horrible food poisoning i got once.

Every time i got up after sitting for a while, i would throw up 3 times consecutively.

So my mother took me home, and as soon as i got up out the car i felt horrible, made it to the elevator and puked again, lol.

[Saint]

Alright I'm back. I puked just a tiny bit but other than that I'm fine.