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  1. 08-03-2008, 05:36 AM #1
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    Default Make the pain stop.

    My stomach won't stop hurting.

    Any home-remedies? Tried meditating and resting, neither have worked.
  2. 08-03-2008, 05:39 AM #2
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    Have you tried going to the toilet?
  3. 08-03-2008, 05:40 AM #3
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    Take some Pepto-Bismol.
  4. 08-03-2008, 05:41 AM #4
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    man up poossy,

    or take a dump

    eat some food
  5. 08-03-2008, 05:45 AM #5
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    There's really not much you can do. The Alien will pop out, one way or another.

    Just ask ChickenDewd about his twin brother when they were younger.

  6. 08-03-2008, 05:47 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatta View Post
    man up poossy,

    or take a dump

    eat some food
    Just took the largest shit in my life. I hate shitting liquid.

    Oh, I've been feasting.
  7. 08-03-2008, 05:48 AM #7
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    Ipecac.

    Really!
    And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear.

    You shout and no one seems to hear.
  8. 08-03-2008, 05:50 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekk View Post
    Just took the largest shit in my life. I hate shitting liquid.

    Oh, I've been feasting.
    Congrats, taking a huge shit is the best feeling in the world no joke.
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    Drink tea with lemon.
  10. 08-03-2008, 05:54 AM #10
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    Pepto Bismol or you might have acid reflux.
  11. 08-03-2008, 06:07 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekk View Post
    Have a cup of tea right now, but I'm lacking in the lemon department.
    oh god... i'm resisting the urge...

    drink liquids, lots of em.

    and as said before, some pepto
  12. 08-03-2008, 06:18 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serix View Post
    oh god... i'm resisting the urge...

    drink liquids, lots of em.

    and as said before, some pepto
    Shit dog, I didn't even notice that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatta View Post
    Congrats, taking a huge shit is the best feeling in the world no joke.
    Not for me. It feels like my ass is on fire.
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    demon stick an ice cube in ur anus
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    No thanks.
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    Go to the damn doctor to get a medical opinion on the subject. No one here has a PhD in jack shit. For all you know you may have food poisoning or some kind of stomach cancer. If it just started hurting today you may not have anything to worry about, but if it is unbearable and has been going on for a while... GO TO THE DOCTOR
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandman53 View Post
    Go to the damn doctor to get a medical opinion on the subject. No one here has a PhD in jack shit. For all you know you may have food poisoning or some kind of stomach cancer. If it just started hurting today you may not have anything to worry about, but if it is unbearable and has been going on for a while... GO TO THE DOCTOR
    xD

    It's two in the morning and I lack a car. I feel better now, though.

    I went and took a couple of pain killers.
  18. 08-03-2008, 07:37 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekk View Post
    xD

    It's two in the morning and I lack a car. I feel better now, though.

    I went and took a couple of pain killers.
    some stomach cramps that make you feal like you need to go to the bathroom can be couse by a inflamed appendix and can be serious if not delt with. though if your crapping water probly jsut your system trying to clean itself out. but like sandman said if it continues go check with doctor.
  19. 08-03-2008, 07:47 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bekk View Post
    xD

    It's two in the morning and I lack a car. I feel better now, though.

    I went and took a couple of pain killers.
    Don't listen to him. What do Doctors know? Nothing, that's what. Walk it off nancy boy.
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