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    Default The Montauk Monster



    Could it be a devil dog? The mythical chupacabra? Perhaps it's just an unfortunate pug, raccoon or turtle. A photo of a strange creature lying dead on a Montauk, N.Y., beach, fuels Web-wide speculation and amusement. "It looked like nothing I'd ever seen before," Ryan O'Shea, one of the witnesses, told Newsday. "It looked like it died angry."

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    Montauk Monster: This otherworldly looking creature found on a New York beach July 13 has been called an alien, a science experiment gone bad, even "how I imagine Karl Rove looks on the inside." Some dismiss it as a decomposing pug or turtle without a shell.


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    http://news.aol.com/weird-news/artic...monster/114144
    http://www.newsday.com/news/columnis....column?page=1

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    Looks like a dog mixed with a bird mixed with a pig.

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    It's probably just some ******

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    Missing link.

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    Looks like a turtle that lost its shell (is that even possible?)

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    I live like 20 minutes from there. I've been to that beach too.
    Part dog or something.

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    can't be a turtle without shells because a turtles shell is a turtles spine

    i believe its some mentally challenged person who drank to much chocolate milk and drowned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xenonight2 View Post
    That looks like the aborted fetus I keep pickled in the secret room in my basement.

    Anyway, it's probably just a mutant freak of nature. I wouldn't worry much about the thing. It's dead now! Like we all one day will be.
    Optimism. ;D

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    wow... it really looks strange but i agree looks like an aborted animal.. lol
    all i can say that mother nature is really unpredictable

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    the bottom half looks like chicken

    probably taste likes chicken.

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    NO YOUR ALL WRONG!!!!

    I being an expert on the mythical being know for a fact that this is a very young offspring of the vicious man/bear/pig. Notice its legs slandering down like a pigs but the body gives it that very real yet small feeling that its related to a human. Now lets not forget the beak which is a mixture of all 3 beasts.

    The MAN/BEAR/PIG

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    My mom was talking about this yesterday since it was in the paper and i watched a video today. It looks like some dog thing but this one video said it was a raccoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necronax View Post
    NO YOUR ALL WRONG!!!!

    I being an expert on the mythical being know for a fact that this is a very young offspring of the vicious man/bear/pig. Notice its legs slandering down like a pigs but the body gives it that very real yet small feeling that its related to a human. Now lets not forget the beak which is a mixture of all 3 beasts.

    The MAN/BEAR/PIG
    Wait wut...

    which one of those beasts has a beak =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobosexual View Post
    Wait wut...

    which one of those beasts has a beak =(
    the pig has a snout, which begins to slant down due to the bears mouth, and then is shortened due to us humans. The hardness of the beak is because the human part is from Alaska.

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    Saw this on Aol homepage but was too lazy to post it. Anyway the head looks like a turtle head but I'm not sure about the body since i never saw a turtle without it's shell except in that eaten alive movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pan View Post
    It's probably just some ******
    I had to lol at that.

    But if the fact that maybe it's a demon is cool.

    I'm just gonna say it's a demon, and make myself happy.

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    It's back end looks like that of a chicken:




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    It's a chicken/turtle/pig, but seriously, whoever saw that thing shouldn't have left it alone, they should have captured it and sold it to the government for money, lotsa money.

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    my guess is it's an old, dead racoon. Turtles does not have teeth like those. Plus the beak looking thing is probably the racoon's front tooth, they have that similar curve. And it even has a little bit of dark fur/skin left on the hand/leg thing.

    Some guy probably shaved the poor thing and throw it in the ocean lol.

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    i think FLuffee talked about this i dont remember but i bet its an experiment gone wrong

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    I got something to admit.

    That "creature"..........it's actually me.

    I was on a sea rock resting, and A high wave washed me off and knocked me out, and I washed up on the beach.

    So now, I'm in the secret lab in Area 51, borrowing their comp to play MMO. They have high speed internetz and a kick-ass comp here!

    But they experimented on my eye balls and took them out, but replaced them with these kick-ass Terminator like robot eyes!

    BTW. Just so you guys know, I'm a Sea purtdog. yeah. Me and my friends have been around for a long time, you humans just haven't looked hard enough.

    And if he's on his comp now, I would like to give a shout out to my dog Locksnezz.

    From Crib 51!

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    Put that thing on a spittle and I think it'd be a good roast. yum...dinner

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    HELLHOUND!!!

    The time is nigh, the forces of hell are attacking.

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    Great,yummy speculation.

    DNA tests now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kn7ghT View Post
    HELLHOUND!!!

    The time is nigh, the forces of hell are attacking.
    QUICK, WE MUST HASTE BACK TO GENERAL. THE DISCUSSION OF WHETHER WE MUST PUT OUR FAITH IN THE BOOK OR NOT AWAITS US.

    No, but srsly, I'd hate to be bitten by one of those.

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