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    Wait, wtf? Why does it have it's paws tied? It has a pig tail but it's not remotely similiar to a pig, too.

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    WHERES YOUR GOD KNOW?!?!??



    (its probably some mutated turtle)

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    Don't worry my friends, Detective Boom is on the case! I've got a bag of thunda to keep turtles I find, and a hammer to crack their shells off. I'll start running some tests and see what I can find.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomThunda View Post
    Don't worry my friends, Detective Boom is on the case! I've got a bag of thunda to keep turtles I find, and a hammer to crack their shells off. I'll start running some tests and see what I can find.
    *chkk*

    Detective, it's Roscoe. How's that report coming, over?

    *chkk*

    *SHHSSHHkrrrSHHHHH*

    Detective Boom? Detective Boom, do you copy? DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramennn View Post
    *chkk*

    Detective, it's Roscoe. How's that report coming, over?

    *chkk*

    *SHHSSHHkrrrSHHHHH*

    Detective Boom? Detective Boom, do you copy? DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
    *chkk*

    This is Detective Boom, I have further concluded that they ARE IN FACT DEMONS!

    *chkk*

    Oh my God get out of there!

    *chkk*

    NO! I must fight the Demons!

    *chkk*

    No Boom! You are the Demons!


    And then Boom was a turtle.

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    Looks like a decomposing dog..

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    Looks like the offspring of a ***** female dog. She obviously had sex with a dog/pitbull/racoon/turtle/naked rat to produce that freak of nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oisterboy View Post
    "A dog or coyote that was diseased and has been in the sea for a while.""
    Good thing it didn't come with a pair of walkers.



    I guess that's too much of an inside joke.

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    Can we eat it?

    I wonder how it tastes.

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    I totally watched the monster quest where they find that crazy new breed of dog, which looks nothing like this.

    That thing would make me shit myself.

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