Wait, wtf? Why does it have it's paws tied? It has a pig tail but it's not remotely similiar to a pig, too.
Wait, wtf? Why does it have it's paws tied? It has a pig tail but it's not remotely similiar to a pig, too.
WHERES YOUR GOD KNOW?!?!??
(its probably some mutated turtle)
Don't worry my friends, Detective Boom is on the case! I've got a bag of thunda to keep turtles I find, and a hammer to crack their shells off. I'll start running some tests and see what I can find.
Reputation: 27Looks like a decomposing dog..
Looks like the offspring of a ***** female dog. She obviously had sex with a dog/pitbull/racoon/turtle/naked rat to produce that freak of nature.
Reputation: 26Can we eat it?
I wonder how it tastes.
Reputation: 82I totally watched the monster quest where they find that crazy new breed of dog, which looks nothing like this.
That thing would make me shit myself.