The Montauk Monster

[ramennn]

Don't worry my friends, Detective Boom is on the case! I've got a bag of thunda to keep turtles I find, and a hammer to crack their shells off. I'll start running some tests and see what I can find.

*chkk*

Detective, it's Roscoe. How's that report coming, over?

*chkk*

*SHHSSHHkrrrSHHHHH*

Detective Boom? Detective Boom, do you copy? DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

[BoomThunda]

*chkk*

Detective, it's Roscoe. How's that report coming, over?

*chkk*

*SHHSSHHkrrrSHHHHH*

Detective Boom? Detective Boom, do you copy? DETECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

*chkk*

This is Detective Boom, I have further concluded that they ARE IN FACT DEMONS!

*chkk*

Oh my God get out of there!

*chkk*

NO! I must fight the Demons!

*chkk*

No Boom! You are the Demons!


And then Boom was a turtle.

[Necreon]

Looks like a decomposing dog..

[M1nGs3N4yuk1]

Looks like the offspring of a ***** female dog. She obviously had sex with a dog/pitbull/racoon/turtle/naked rat to produce that freak of nature.