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    Default Man arrested for shooting his lawnmower

    I laughed when I read this....

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    MILWAUKEE - A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.

    Keith Walendowski has been charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

    According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

    A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated.

    Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

    A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday.

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    There's an obvious reason he shot it and got arrested.










    That lawnmower was a spy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kn7ghT View Post
    There's an obvious reason he shot it and got arrested.


    That lawnmower was a spy.
    Damn commies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fyrburn View Post
    Damn commies!
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    Actually didnt he get arrested because he had a sawn off shotgun or something?

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    I hope the lawn mower is doing alright. Garden tools are people, too.

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    Reminds me of an old joke.

    Man walks into a bar, sits down, orders, and notices an old sawn-off double barrel shotgun hanging on the wall. The man asks the bartender "How much is that thing worth?", the bartender replies "About ten years..."

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    Lol thats crazy.... he ss'ed when he should have bfed...noob.

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    omgwtf why 2 of u have the same avatar? are u twins irl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moshi2 View Post
    omgwtf why 2 of u have the same avatar? are u twins irl?
    Nope i just robbed his avatar had his sig too but deleted it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moshi2 View Post
    omgwtf why 2 of u have the same avatar? are u twins irl?
    They are, and they both participate in hard sweaty twincest right in front of me on a daily basis.

    Sadly, they are men. Sigh I guess I wasn't meant for the good life. *whistles Dixie*

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickenDewd21 View Post
    They are, and they both participate in hard sweaty twincest right in front of me on a daily basis.

    Sadly, they are men. Sigh I guess I wasn't meant for the good life. *whistles Dixie*
    Wtf? Chicken your messed up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kn7ghT View Post
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    Critical failure happens whenever I NEED a tofu. Then the cracker owns me because my tofu failed to summon X_X

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    Ahh.. this is my daily dose of my Police Report...

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    i heard this on the radio like 3 days ago and was like wtf...

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    Rofl, they should come around my home town.

    Everyone is always shooting their cars and shit. Nobody says a word.

    Some yards around here have "shootin' cars"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hiboy2004 View Post
    Yeah, I heard about this last week. My question is this:

    If you drink alot to have fun, and mowing, in my opinion, isn't fun. Then why would you go mow your lawn while your drunk? It defeats the purpose of drinking.

    D:
    Some people don't drink for fun,

    There's your answer.

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