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  1. 08-04-2008, 09:55 PM #1
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    Default Man arrested for shooting his lawnmower

    I laughed when I read this....

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    MILWAUKEE - A 56-year-old Milwaukee man is accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start.

    Keith Walendowski has been charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

    According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski says he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police: "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

    A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She says he was intoxicated.

    Walendowski could face up to an $11,000 fine and six years and three months in prison if convicted.

    A call to Walendowski's home went unanswered Friday.
  2. 08-04-2008, 10:00 PM #2
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    There's an obvious reason he shot it and got arrested.










    That lawnmower was a spy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kn7ghT View Post
    There's an obvious reason he shot it and got arrested.


    That lawnmower was a spy.
    Damn commies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fyrburn View Post
    Damn commies!
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    Actually didnt he get arrested because he had a sawn off shotgun or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kn7ghT View Post
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    Ahh.. this is my daily dose of my Police Report...
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