"Hey hey, SoS players, we're happy to introduce a new item to the cash shop, the Glam Box(TM)! There's nothing like showing off your avatar like the new Glam Box with it's patented Glam-ular Technology! In fact, top scientists have reported the Glam Box has a 205% Glamtastic advantage over all current Glam-tech! Buy it now for only 3 easy payments of 19.95$!
... And in other news, hundreds of SoS players died today after being sucked into a black hole; when asked about the glitch in their game, Outspark Devs reportedly replied, "Buy a Glam Box or GTFO."
I think I just used up my life-time quota for the word 'glam', meaning that I must never use that particular word ever again.





