Favorite Qoutes

[Bacn]

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment
for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the
problem solve itself?" -xterm


"Democratic leadership without a questioning public is Tyranny, pure and simple."


"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color"


"A gun is not an argument." - Ayn Rand


"God is dead.-Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead.-God"


"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." -Winston Churchill


"Everyone has a game plan till they get punched in the face" -Mike Tyson


Some random quotes I've saved.

[MarchoftheBlackLions]

Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.

- Jefferson's "Commonplace Book," 1774-1776, quoting from On Crimes and Punishment, by criminologist Cesare Beccaria, 1764

The right of self-defense is the first law of nature; in most governments it has been the study of rulers to confine this right within the narrowest possible limits. ... and [when] the right of the people to keep and bear arms is, under any color or pretext whatsoever, prohibited, liberty, if not already annihilated, is on the brink of destruction.

- St. George Tucker, Judge of the Virginia Supreme Court 1803

The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subjected people to carry arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subjected peoples to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the underdog is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty. So let's not have any native militia or police.

- Adolph Hitler, Edict of March 18, 1938

I sent that ***** a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

- Ed Wuncler III

[Mr.Black]

That's it, man! Game over, man! Game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Private First Class William Hudson

[cloud775]

"**** consequences just do it!!"-my martial arts instructor mike after i said i would break my legs by trying a 720 kick

[hobosexual]

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not Mexican?

**** can I just copy and paste that entire movie script here?

[LakeOfTears]

"your leaving...if i were you i would spraypaint eat ***** in big letters on the side of the building" <-lol from clerks 2.

*while fapping* "Im sorry jesus" <- also from clerks 2

"you dont know what pillowpants is.its a ***** troll parents put into their daughters so they cant have sex until their married,which then the women pees him out"

[Bored_Gamer]

from the movie exit wounds, by steven seagal "what am I a shit magnet"

[cyber7chink]

"Your sister is a suck monkey,"

"Hey Donger!"

"McFry!"

"What ever happens... happens."

[Thetake]

One who gains strength by overcoming obstacles possesses the only strength which can overcome adversity.

-Albert Schweitzer

Revenge... is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion.

-Albert Schweitzer

[cartography]

Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]


[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?
Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)

[Thalamast]

from Teeth the movie

"Your ***** just ripped my ****ing dick off you *****"

every time i see that movie this part makes me laugh

[Mr.Black]

Common sense,its so rare these days it a super power

-Chan member

[God Hand]

Pretty much everything Tyler Durdan says in Fight Club..

[Kn7ghT]

"get out of here stalker" SSoC

"your the king? I didn't vote for you"

"Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy""

"It's just a flesh wound."

"NI"
Monty Python

"DA" Red alert 2

[Serix]

to whom much is given much is tested

lol Kanye, scuse me, is you sayin something?

also

"I got balls of steel"

"Blow it out your ass"

"Im going to rip your head off and shit down your neck"

[girtrute]

heres my favorite.

[spiritorange]

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. - Mark Twain

Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it. - C. P. Snow

And my last one is just so true.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

[Inxanity]

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." --Unknown

"Not only is life a ****** but it is always having puppies." --Adrienne Gusoff

"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." --Woody Allen

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

What makes life worth living? To be born with the gift of laughter and sense that the world is mad." --Searamouche

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

"Don't waste your youth growing up." --Unknown

"What are you ducking for? ... They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
-last words of General John Sedgwick, 1864...right before he was shot in the head by an enemy sniper

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
-Voltaire

Jesus is coming... HIDE THE PORN

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting

-John Russell